(satire?)
The Guardian today offered 6 steps that Nick Clegg must take to help rebuild the Lib Dems before the next election.
Personally I don’t think they were anywhere near radical enough.
So here are 6 things I think Nick Clegg needs to do if the Lib Dems are to avoid further meltdown:
1) Nail his scrotum to the floor.
2) With one rusty nail for every year he’s been in coalition.
3) Without anaesthetic.
4) In public.
5) Then apologise.
6) And resign.
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That might just do it.
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