Labour on back foot as Osborne boosts UK economy by including Monopoly money in GDP figures

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BREAKING – boost to UK economy as George Osborne announces Monopoly money to be included in GDP figures

From March, Monopoly money in sets around the country will be included in official GDP figures in a massive boost for hard-working families, the Chancellor George Osborne has announced

The Chancellor’s shrewd decision means the British economy is set to receive a £10 billion boost in a move which puts opposition leader Ed Miliband on the back foot in the the run-up to the general election in May.

As the country revamps the way it calculates its GDP to include Monopoly money in its official national accounts, the Chancellor contrasted his prudent attempts to acquire Fenchurch Street Station and Pall Mall with Labour’s record of recklessly spending money on the Old Kent Road and Pall Mall.

Economic experts have also lambasted Labour’s shadow chancellor Ed Balls for his irresponsible decision to use his Get Out…

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