Immigrants disguising themselves as Elf on the Shelf

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Many families hosting an Elf on the Shelf this Christmas may unwittingly be harbouring an illegal immigrant who left unattended would most likely take your job and convert your children to Islam according to UKIP leader  Paul Nuttall.

“Elf on the shelf is a tradition started by Muslims anyway. And now they’re using it do even more immigration.” Mr Nuttall explained.

“Immigrants already get a red carpet and their own helicopter when they arrive in Britain, but seemingly that’s not enough, and now they get to walk straight into  your front room, sit on your shelf, read your copy of the Daily Mail truning the pages with their foreign fingers, and help themselves to shit.

“They’re coming over from foreign climes and desecrating the British tradition of Christmas with their diversity and exciting cuisine. And pretending to be elves.”

Indeed UKIP have issued an information leaflet outlining ways to recognise…

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