‘It’s not too late to save my career’ says Boris Johnson — The Evening Haröld

Help me, my career is going down the wazzoo The serial-liar and self-publicist, Boris Johnson, has called on Theresa May to save his vaunting ambition to become Prime Minister by acceding to his ridiculous demands. “Whiff-waff, whiff-whaff, ping-pong, fuzzy-wuzzy” said Johnson, addressing the House of Commons in a resignation speech this afternoon. Whilst praising the…

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  1. Justin says:

    i goofed said boris nothing unusual that normal for you said Theresa, what can I do I want a knighthood, a job and a ministerial career, a knighthood said Theresa, you need a haircut, my last predecessor gave gongs for doing hair, the wardrobe and can you do nails, a job and a ministerial career not possible, a job yes, circus are always looking for clowns, Boris the Clown it even has a nice ring to it, ministerial role well even that is possible, minister in charge of the chimps at PM’s Question time (with apologies to the chimps), fed up with the noise and the fist pumping behaviour of some of our past antics I decided to created a chimp room, you are now minister for this room and are responsible for making sure the chimps are fed tea and behave irresponsibly, this will be for tv as well so that children can laugh at a load of irresponsible adults on silly money, wow if I was not taking the mick, how frightening is this!!!!

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